Stromboli Sandy on Guilford Network


Sandy makes this Stromboli from scratch using peasant labor.
Sandy giving instructions for Sandy's Stromboli. The man at
the far end works for the government in biological weapons.
They are interested in her recipes for covert operations.
Several new students were put in the hospital until
they build a tolerance to the recipe.

Sandy got the idea from her sandwich from Stromboli Volcano. Six of her husbands
have disappeared while on trips to Stromboli.


Guilford Television Network Picks Up New Show

A member of the Guilford Royal Family who goes only by the name Sandy, has been picked to have her own Guilford Cable Show named Sandy's Stromboli.

Mindy Chadsworth Gippy, current editor of The King Sucks magazine knows Sandy well. 
"She's had more husbands die than the Borgia women. The ability to poison food runs strong in the Guilford bloodline. And out of the group, she had trouble boiling water. How she got a cooking show is beyond me."

Sandy got the idea for her sandwich while on trips to Stromboli Island off of Sicily, where the largest active volcano in the world makes noise and spews lava 24 hours a day. Sandy will teach other privileged Guilford women the art of Stromboli making. 

"It takes time to build a tolerance to my Stromboli," Sandy said. "It's true that several students have died in my class, but they didn't follow instructions. I usually test market on dirty peasants because they are expendable and appreciate fine cuisine."

Survivors say you have to build a tolerance to Sandy's unique recipe in order to survive.
"I was in the hospital over in Cincinnati for two weeks," peasant Danny Gipple said. "The cops there wanted me to press charges, but they have no jurisdiction in Guilford, and I ain't never going back there."

The recipe is a family secret involving spices from the rain forests of northern Guilford. King Dennis said that Sandy was a natural choice for television. She is an excellent speaker, and like all women in the family, she is very pretty.

When asked if he eats her food, the King answered very fast.
"I didn't get to be the King by being stupid."

The pilot program with be aired in April on the GNS (Guilford News Service) channel.





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