Dead Chinese Pigs
This Guilford Pig may resemble the dead Chinese pigs. BEIJING: Pig carcasses, nearly 14,000 of them, have been floating down rivers that feed into Shanghai for nearly two weeks. The city's residents have been told not to worry, and not much else. No one, including the government, seems to know where they are coming from and why. Several extreme Liberals in the United States claim that it has to do with assault weapon control, putting the blame on the legal and law abiding citizen gun owners in America for causing all world problems. "There is no doubt," one senator, who wasn't authorized to speak, said. "The import of cheap assault weapons from China has led to all these helpless pigs being used for target practice. We need legislation to stop this now." The senator said this despite claims by the Chinese government that the pigs had not been shot. "They lie a lot," the senator said. Muslim extremists claim they did i