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King of Guilford Demands Recognition From Golfers

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The King's Seven "Hole In One" Golf Course    King of Guilford Makes Seven "Hole In Ones" On Guilford Golf Course      King Dennis of Guilford has become the first person in history to make seven "hole in ones" during an 18 hole round of golf at his castle private golf course. He has demanded to be added to the international golfer's Hall of Fame and has requested his name be put in the Guinness Book of World records.     James Fettering, President of Indiana Golfers Association, said this will not happen.     "We have photographic evidence that the self-proclaimed King is a cheater and a lousy golfer. The longest fairway on his golf course is less than 50 yards, and his greens aren't quite up to regulation. This guy is a nut and criminal."     "Thank you for those kind words," the King replied, in a written statement to Mr. Fettering. "I have decided to invite you to play a round of golf as my