Why To Hire A Guilford Santa Or Maybe Not
Dirty peasant Steve Krebble, the first Guilford Santa, couldn't handle children and took his own way out rather than Guilford hanging. A Guilford trained peasant Santa may be working the streets of your town this year. (click to enlarge) Hire A Guilford Santa (If You Dare) A company started last Christmas season, Things That Jingle, is already in trouble in the United States for the actions of its employees. All companies in Guilford must start with the words Things That according to a spokesperson for the King of Guilford. Things That Fly, Things That Bounce, Things That Blowup, Things That Stink.... the list could go on as the King comes up with more ideas to fill the castle coffers. The results are often not what is expected when Guilford peasants migrate into the outside world beyond the Guilford borders. As seen above, the Guilford Santa on hire to a local community is supposed to jingle when he walks, thanks to the set of bells attached to the pierced rin