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More Job Ready Peasants

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A Shitload Of Dennis Latham Books (Digital and Print) This is Arnie, the dungeon boss in Guilford, showing some of the ways he makes dirty peasants want to get out and get a job. (Arnie used to be a dirty peasant until the King hired him because he's nuts. He is now a member of the royal family.) More Job Ready Guilford Peasants Things That Work, a Guilford company, has released the names of some more job ready dirty peasants. Their qualifications are listed below. Jerry Trump Jerry won't say, but he could be Donald's long lost brother. His hair stylist wife was hanged and he has had no source of income since. Jerry is a good sidekick. He will do what you say, and you can kick him around to your heart's content. He was due to be hanged for looking like a young Alex Trebek, but the King canceled that contract because he thought Jerry was too good looking to be Trebek and he had survived a fall from the Guilford tower crane during Drop Your Peasan