The Yellowstone Giant Asbestos Cork Project: Now is the time.

The giant volcanic hole may erupt this year.

Hollywood would be gone, but is that a bad thing?


Join The Big Asbestos Cork Project

 
During these times of stress over global warming (like this hasn't happened before), some people are frantic because there is nothing they can do about changing climate. Why can't they make it rain? Why can't they make it colder or hotter? Why is there air? Why can't they just throw money at the problem?

Well, you can throw money at a project that may save all of mankind. Forget the green earth scam; that's just mold and all talk and making money for doing nothing. The real issue facing world survival is the Yellowstone Caldera under Yellowstone National Park. It is the biggest active super volcano on the planet. If it blows (and it is due to blow) life on earth will pretty much be over.

You won't have to worry about the sun shining or the rain falling or the giant squirting Amazon cockroach being wiped out by civilization and industry. No, your immediate worry will be trying to survive no sun, no air to breathe, and sub zero temperatures brought on by the explosion (2500 times worse than Mt. Saint Helens.)

That is exactly why you need to donate to the Big Asbestos Cork Project. This project can save the world. Guilford scientists are at this moment working on carving the 50 mile wide and 900 foot high giant asbestos cork to be fitted into the Yellowstone Caldera one section at a time.

This feat of engineering rivals the great pyramids in precision fit. Before now, everyone thought such a massive task was impossible. It will become one of the wonders of the world, and you can be part of it. If fully funded, the cork should be completed in 2019.

Anyone concerned with survival should become involved.
Send donations to:

Guilford Big Asbestos Cork Project
c/o King of Guilford/Things That Plug Holes

Guilford, Indiana



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