Flash From The Past (Historian To Be Executed)

(This Guilford Headline from 2008 tells the story of some interesting people who lived in Guilford, and would still be living there, if the King had not seized power.)

Southeast Indiana News:
Guilford Historian To Be Executed
Bobby Lee Jamison is a rare Guilford commodity. Bobby Lee is the only Guilford peasant to obtain a college degree while in state prison for robbing pizza delivery drivers in nearby Lawrenceburg. A history major, a fashion designer, and an expert on old paintings, he returned to Guilford two weeks ago. Now, he will be the first peasant hanged this weekend from the flagpole at the Guilford Post Office. He will be executed for death penalty offense #4639 Talking Bad About The King's Relatives.
It all started over the painting above, when King Dennis claimed to have traced his relatives back a hundred generations to Rome. The King claimed the victorious gladiator was his uncle, Uranus Maximus. When the King asked Bobby Lee Jamison to translate Uranus Maximus into English, he told the King it meant Big Butthole. Given the reputation of the Guilford King, a college degree didn't make Bobby Lee Jamison much smarter.

(Always a fashion plate, Bobby Lee will have a chance to display his new outfit when he swings by his neck like a tether ball from the flagpole at the Guilford Post Office.)

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