ISIS Attack In Guilford Again
The Guilford Goose beheaded for being Christian. King Set To Protect Dirty Peasants A manhunt is under way in Guilford to find the terrorists who beheaded the second Guilford Goose located across from the Guilford Post Office. The militia has orders to shoot on sight anyone who shows any indication of being a domestic ISIS terrorist. The King had this to say. "I know they will be domestic terrorists because unlike the rest of America, we seal the borders in Guilford and those foreign scumbags know better than to mess with Guilford. Some heinous wretch has attacked us and the attackers will pay a thousand times over for this outrage." A relative of the owner, who didn't know what heinous wretch meant and would not give his name, told others that the goose owner heard a bunch of drunken singing outside his house at three in the morning. He then heard loud muffler pipes when a truck started and then a big clunk noise. When he came outside, the goose wa