Wall Street Bankers Copy Guilford Idea
The dirty peasants in the picture all had four things in common: 1. They lived in Guilford. 2. Each had a million dollar life insurance policy. 3. They all died within the past month. 4. The King of Guilford collected on their life insurance policies. Following the success of a peasant program Drive Drunk that got rid of gas hogs in Guilford by ordering everyone who owned an SUV to drive drunk, the King bought up life insurance policies from dirty peasants for less than half the value and collected when many of them died wrecking those SUVs. Now, Wall Street bankers are going to buy up million dollar life insurance policies from old people for four hundred thousand dollars and then collect a million dollars when they croak. They plan to bundle the policies in groups and sell them to speculators based on how long the people covered by the insurance policies will live. "It's nice to know that Wall Street admires your work," the King said. "There is nothing these peopl