Dortho: Guilford's Next Artist Star Is Rising








DORTHO THE ARTIST
Dortho burst on to the scene last last week during a talent contest in Guilford. Some say it's Queen Dorothy, but others whisper than it's a dungeon peasant doing the artwork. No matter what, a major talent has erupted in Guilford and is taking the outside world by storm. The King hasn't made a comment and won't say whether Dortho art will be on the castle walls. Dortho, like most of Guilford, is a complete mystery to the outside world.That may soon change with conceptual art like ARMY ANTS, which at times has been confused with the brilliant ROCK CLIMBERS...but that happens when genius is discovered. Dortho is captivating the art world in a way most people don't understand.
"I love it," peasant Grinda Burnwall said. "I don't know why, but I want one."
Many others seem captivated as well. Soon, Dortho may soon be a household name.


 For the first time anywhere. New abstract by rising star, Dortho. 
Critics call Dortho the next Picasso.

"Sure to put Guilford on the art world collector map." NYT

"Amazing talent," Nashville Courier

"Nothing like it anywhere," County Register

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