Cheap Trip From Guilford to Rio For Summer Olympics
Hotel Guilfordo (red building) in a Rio luxury neighborhood. Rio Olympic Games the Guilford Way During the summer, the King of Guilford purchased a luxury hotel in Rio for the summer games. "No one, including my dirty peasants, should have to pay a fortune to go to the Olympic Games in 2016." The Hotel Guilfordo features one bedroom suites with a bathroom on every floor for 200 dollars a week, which includes two meals and the escort to the games through the colorful neighborhood several miles from the Olympics. With the 1000 dollar round trip ticket on a 12 seat propeller seaplane, the trip only takes 46 hours down and 72 hours back. The entire Olympic experience minus event tickets is around 1600 dollars for three weeks. "You can't beat that with a stick," the King said. "You don't need a passport due to a Guilford agreement with Brazil. They trust us." Mindy Chadsworth Gippy, current editor of the paper The King Sucks , said this: ...