Last Peasant From Bonehead War Hanged
The Guilford traffic light collapsed last year under the weight of hanging peasants. The Hangings That Changed Guilford It happened a few years ago and changed life in Guilford since that time. Historians called it the Bonehead War. A peasant called the King of Guilford "a bonehead with the brain function of shredded wheat", and began a conflict that cost over 2000 lives and a King wounded by a flying hubcap. King Dennis of Guilford had ordered an immediate attack by the militia and added, "I'm not angry about being called a bonehead, but we can't have dirty peasants here speaking in complete coherent sentences and talking bad about my favorite breakfast cereal." T he King and his "mad militia" won the war, but the hangings weren't over until last weekend when the last peasant captured during the Bonnelle Battle was hanged in front of the Post Office. The Guilford Traffic Light worked very well for traffic tickets. Pl...